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超级搞笑的中国式英语

超级搞笑的中国式英语

本帖最后由 michelle 于 2010-3-30 23:52 编辑



   1. 爱TMD谁谁谁:love he mother’s who who who

    2. 白痴:White eat!

    3. 板门弄斧:play an ax before Luban

    4. 班长:class long

    5. 彼此彼此:you me you me

    6. 表妹:watch sister

    7. 别唬我:don’t tiger me

    8. 不管三七二十一:no care three seven two ten one

    9. 不入虎穴,焉得虎子:Blue who say,and whose

    10. 不三不四: no three no four

    11. 不要开黄腔:do not open yellow gun

    12. 车祸现场描述 :one car come, one car go ,two car peng-peng, people die

    13. 呈现强烈的企图心:Demonstrate the strong attempt heart

    14. 吃白食:eat white food

    15. 春江水暖鸭先知:spring river water warm duck first know

    16. 大人不计小人过:Big people do not think of small people’s mistake

    17. 第一眼看到你,我就爱上你了:first eye see you, i shit love you

    18. 电源线:power line

    19. 放马过来,给你点颜色看看:release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see

    20. 蜂拥而至:go out like bee

    21. 给你点颜色看看:I’ll show you some color

    22. 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸:I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

    23. 恭喜发财:go high fuck try

    24. 狗娘养的:dog mother born

    25. 关公面前耍大刀:play a big knife before Guangong

    26. 好多人死了,你怎么不去死!:How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die

    27. 好好学习、天天向上:good good study, day day up

    28. 好久不见:long time no see

   29. 红颜知己:red face know me

    30. 加油:add oil

    31. 救人一命,胜造七级浮屠: save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower

    32. 开水:open water

    33. 看不看:see no see?

    34. 抗日游行:resist sun swim go

    35. 课间操:lesson between fuck

    36. 老表:old watch

    37. 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞 :dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole

    38. 马马虎虎:horse horse tiger tiger

    39. 没脸见人:have no face see person

    40. 美中不足:American Chinese not enough

    41. 面试:face try

    42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁:tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!

    43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!

    44. 你爱我吗:you love I?

    45. 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你:you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you

    46. 你给我等着:you give me wait

    47. 你给我滚出去:you gave me get out

    48. 你给我记住:you give me remember

    49. 你给我站住:you give me stop

    50. 你没看,我现在非常忙,一边玩去:You no see, I now very busy. One side play go

    51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里:your wife is beautiful/where where

    52. 你去不去?你不去我去!:You go no go? You no go I go!

    53. 你认为你是谁?:What do you think ,who are you ?

    54. 你TMD:you he mother’s

    55. 你问我,我去问谁:you ask me, me ask who

    56. 你丫要敢唬我,我他妈扇你!:IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!

    57. 你有两下子:you have two down son

    58. 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上:you have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !

   59. 你真有两下子:you really have tow down son

    60. 骑驴看唱本,走着瞧:riding a donkey reading play , go and see
   
    61. 七上八下:seven up eight down

    62. 亲爱的王小姐:dear wang little girl

    63. 请别碰行李:Please no touch the move the lee

    64. 青翠欲滴:It`s so green as will dropped

    65. 去你妈:go you mother

    66. 让世界充满爱:let's make love all over the world

    67. 人山人海:people mountain people sea

    68. 人之初,性本善:people first born, sex is kind

    69. 三人行,必有我师:three people go, one is my teacher

    70. 三心二意:three heart two meaning

    71. 色狼:colour wolf

    72. 生日快乐:birthday happy

    73. 上网:up net

    74. 上学:up school

    75. 胜败乃家常便饭:win lost milk house long poopoo rice

    76. 是不是:yes no yes

    77. 十全十美:ten all ten nice

    78. 十三点:ten three point

    79. 试试看:try try see

    80. 耍帅:play handsome

    81. 死猪不怕开水烫!:die pig not pa hot water tang!

    82. 谈朋友:talk friend

    83. 体壮如牛:body strong as a cow

    84. 万紫千红:ten thousand purple one thousand red  

    85. 王八:king eight

    86. 王八蛋:wang eight eggs

    87. 望穿秋水:look through autumn water

    88. 王老五:wang old five

    89. 唯小人与女人难养也:only small people and women hard to feed

    90. 我的天呀!:my sky !

    91. 我服了你!:I  follow  you!

    92. 我感到很难过:I feel difficult to pass

    93. 我叫李老大,今年25:I call Li old big. toyear 25

    94. 我容易么我?:am I easy I?

   95. 我是大儿子:I am a big son

    96. 我是独一无二:I am olny one no two

    97. 我是流氓我怕谁:I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom

    98. 我是中国人:I am in China

    99. 我要给你点颜色看看:I will give you some color to see see (好像也被黑人群体最近所采用)

   100. 五讲、四美、三热爱:five talk, four beauty, three lover

    101. 无钱无得:No money, no talk

    102. 笑里藏刀:A knife in the smile

    103. 心花怒放 :heart flower angry open

    104. 眼看手勿动:look, see OK, no touch

    105. 要钱不给,要命有一条:want money no, want life one

    106. 要钱还是要命:money or life?

    107. 一分耕耘一分收获:EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE

    108. 一见钟情:One  look  clock  love

    109. 意思意思:meaning meaning

    110. 一言既出,驷马难追:one word is out, four horses cannot chase

    111. 一元复苏,万象更新:one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update

    112. 远水解不了近渴:Far  water  car  not  save  near  thirsty

    113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊:we brothers, who and who ah

    114. 怎么老是你:how old are you?

    115. 怎么是你:how are you?

    116. 朝三暮四:morning three night four (感谢台湾卡通,好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行)

    117. 这样也行?:this too good?

    118. 知之为知之,不知为不知:know is know, no know is no know

    119. 中国人民万岁:China people ten thousand year

    120. 猪狗不如:PIG DOG BLUE

    121. 猪肉面条:pig noodle

    122. 猪头三,去死吧:pig 3 head,go dead!

    123. 走过路过,不要错过:go past no mistake past

    124. 走着瞧:go and look!

    125. 钻石王老五:diamond wang old five
当一切归于平静,你的心是否还会再泛涟漪?

哈哈哈

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真是"超强"翻译呀

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呵呵,真的是超级搞笑,最喜欢就是这句了”车祸现场描述 :one car come, one car go ,two car peng-peng, people die “

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路是人走出来的,走的人多了就成了路

语言是人说出来的,说的人多了就成了语言

如果哪天中国强大了,中国式英语就成了标准,就像现在的美式英语

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hhhhhhhhhhhhaaa

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good joke.

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